In the Pipe Line: Sex, Lies, Hearsay and Recordings

Jacqueline Laurita has been screaming and stamping her feet for weeks that she wants to release a recording “proving” that Teresa Giudice set up her sister in law at the Posche Fashion Show. Jacqueline gratuitously volunteers that unfortunately, she cannot release the recording because . . .  To be continued on Faux Reality Entertainment

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In the Pipe Line: Laurita Family Failed Attempt to Use “Diminished Capacity” to Defend Jacqueline’s Exposure

In the wake of mounting allegations against the Laurita family and the manner in which the  Laurita Family raided the corporate assets of Signature Apparel to the tune of $55 million, it appears that the Laurita Family are attempting to limit Jacqueline’s liability by showing “diminished capacity”

to be continued on Faux Reality Entertainment

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Melissa Gorga Strikes Out as Recording Artist

Melissa Marco Gorga wants to be a recording artist. And she will do anything to get there.

Was Juicy so far off on the Raccoon eyes?

Gorga has released four songs on iTunes to date. What has she made and how many has she sold? To be continued on Faux Reality Entertainment

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Wakile Calls Giudice Fans “Bunch of Crazies”

The sweet, old school, respectful 5th wheel of the RHONJ is showing the wolf in sheep’s clothing – fangs, claws and all.  Faux reality gave way to Wakile’s bitter angry Goddess.

“I’m a Goddess, Mama Gorga is an effen Liar, Juicy is a Cheater, Giudice fans are crazies” says Saint Katfish

From the inception of the Reunion, Kathy Wakile was combative, hostile and vicious. Host Andy Cohen reprimanded Wakile when she continued her tirade against Teresa Giudice’s mother. Wakile spent the Reunion screaming insults at Teresa Giudice over the other ladies like a fishmonger. See Complete Article at Faux Reality Entertainment

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Manzo’s take Punta Cana by Storm: Legal Documents Reveal

In February, 2011, RHONJ travelled to Punta Cana for some fun in the sun that was to be shown in Season 3.  But on February 23, 2011, their fun was abruptly interrupted by the champagne spray heard round the world.

The RHONJ were partying and filming at the Moon Bar located at the Hard Rock Resort in Punta Cana, Domenican Republic.

The Moon Bar is where the alleged confrontation took place.

At approximately 1:15 am, when Teresa Giudice opened a bottle of champagne,  the spray allegedly landed on Yolanda Martinez causing her “eye irritation and discomfort.” When Ms. Martinez’ son in law, Adolfo Arreola and his cousin Jason Gomez confronted the cast, the resulting confrontation became the basis for the following lawsuit . . . Read full article at Faux Reality Entertainment

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Susan G Komen Breast Cancer Foundation’s $18,000 Claim Against Signature Apparel

On June 22, 2010, the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation filed a Proof of Claim against Signature Apparel Group, LLC in the amount of $18,000.

The Proof of Claim states that Signature Apparel failed to abide by it’s Marketing Agreement to the tune of $18,000. See Explosive Article and Documents at Faux Reality Entertainment 

 

 

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When Did Real Housewives of NJ become The Truman Show

Years before Big Brother or Real Housewives, a 1998 movie entitled The Truman Show introduced us to the bizarre world of voyeurism and reality TV.  In this movie, Truman Burbank (Jim Carrey) lives his life unaware that he is on a giant studio set surrounded by actors posing as family, friends and townspeople.   Truman’s entire life is televised as he interacts with actors and is unwittingly supervised by an executive producer and crew.  Truman’s decisions, emotions and reactions are pure and untainted since he is unaware that he is being filmed.

As Truman begins to realize that all is not what it seems, the executive producer (Ed Harris) steps up his interference with Truman’s faux reality in order to maintain the farce and continue the ratings bonanza. The executive producer feeds lines to an actress posing as Truman’s girlfriend to keep Truman locked into his artificial world.  She delivers her scripted lines flawlessly:

The last thing I would ever do is lie to you. . . It’s all true. It’s all real. . . Nothing is fake.  Nothing  you see on this show is fake.

Doesn’t it seem like the women of RHONJ are using the same lines? Did Bravo hire Ed Harris to script Seasons 3 and 4?

As we watch RHONJ, we often cringe but cannot look away. Faux Reality promised us a sneak peek into the triumphs and struggles of real families and their friends. The reality is that these characters seem to have transformed their lives to perform for maximum ratings. They have now resorted to using tabloids, publicity and twitter to bolster and create faux reality. Some are better than others at working the spin.

Jacqueline Laurita recently revealed that  for the past 2 seasons  she has refused to share the two life struggles that have consumed her: her son’s autism and her legal financial issues.  Why would Bravo promise a sneak peak into reality and fail so miserably at delivering? When exactly did the purpose of the show shift from a sneak peak into the triumphs and struggles to a sneak peak into what they chose to share?

Why does Jacqueline get to hide her real life struggles while exaggerating those of Teresa Giudice? Realty TV? Not so much.

According to Bravo, Melissa Marco Gorga was initially cast as the witty, fun loving, stay at home mom who declared that she “lives the life that every girl dreams of.” It is unclear which girls Melissa polled before making such a statement, we have yet to meet girls that want to be the perpetual “VICTIM.” In fact, Melissa Marco Gorga’s whole life has been a study in contradictions. 

Let’s recast The Truman Show and follow the life of Melissa Marco Gorga. Melissa was born on March 21, 1979 to Donna and Carmine J. Marco.  In 1993, when Melissa was 15 years old, Melissa’s parents divorced after years of  [verifying information].  Melissa’s father died in 1996 when [verifying information].

Melissa was arrested for shoplifting in 1997, posted bond to the tune of $1,000 and immediately moved from Florida to New Jersey.

While Faux Reality wants to portray Melissa as a sedate second grade teacher turned happy suburban housewife, realty shows a Girl’s Gone Wild lifestyle of lesbian lovers, wild sex parties, sugar daddies paying for augmentations, and a string of lies that are easily proven.

At some point, Melissa Gorga commenced Jersey City University.  It is unclear where she lived or how she supported herself. The stories are inconsistent at best. [under investigation]  According to Melissa, she worked three jobs to support herself while going to college.

One of those jobs was at Looker’s Gentlemen’s Club. (Inside Looker’s as exposed by StoopidHousewives)  According to Melissa she was serving drinks to men for $100 tips. Unfortunately, Melissa contradicts the time frame; During the Finale, Melissa states that she worked at Looker’s for a week or so.  According to pay stubs, she worked from January 2003 to December, 2003.  Why the deception?

In or about October, 2003, Melissa met Giuseppe “Joey” Gorga. Melissa moved into Joey’s home by December, 2003.  Melissa graduated from Jersey City University in January, 2004.

During the Finale, Melissa told the world that she was a teacher, she taught “second grade!” Melissa must have forgotten that when FOXNY.COM posed the question to her on August 18, 2011 (less than two months before the Posche Fashion Show), Melissa responded that she never became a teacher because by the time that she graduated, she was already engaged. (See FoxNY Interview, Minute Marker 3:48, last video on stoopidhousewives story)

In an Interview dated August 18, 2011, Melissa admits that she never worked as a teacher. She claims that by the time she graduated, she was already engaged. In faux reality, engaged people don’t work.

Melissa Marco married Joey Gorga in August, 2004 and thus the dissent down the rabbit hole began to fool people into believing the fairytale that “she lives a life that every girl dreams of.”

Perhaps it’s time for someone to tell Melissa that The Truman Show is over and the story that has been written for her by producers of Bravo is just that, A STORY.

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